Sometimes I wonder at my life.
The past few days, I have been hungry out of my MIND. I can eat and eat and STILL be starving. I can't talk...meaning two things: 1) I cannot mentally and actually put words in to sentences and form coherent thoughts, 2) My voice decides to randomly screech and crack (I mean, WHO AM I?! Justin BIEBER?!)
....Then of course, as I've reached the point of maximum terror and confusion....my hormones kick in giving me an emotional shake down and prove that I am, indeed, 100% girl.
Gentlemen, I implore you, never underestimate hormones.
Anyway, it's a Tuesday and if I don't go grab a muffin, take a shower and go to bed...I will eat my family out of house and home.
G'night!
Peace!
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