SuperMomma

True story, non-believers.  MOM'S ARE SUPERHEROES!  They may pretend to be hard-working, boring and all that nonsense...but in reality, THEY'RE MORE THAN JUST THAT!  You see, the attractive, female half of your parental unit is quite brilliant in her cover.  But let me share a few of the secrets mothers try so hard to hide.

SUPER SONIC HEARING: Ever wondered how your mother hears you grumbling and whining and winging from all the way across the room?  THIS IS WHY!!!!  Every single murmur of discontent which was SUPPOSED to go undetected?  Don't release your feelings in such a manner any more.

SELECTIVE HEARING: "Mom...Mom!....MOOOOM!!!!!!............Mrs. [Insert Your Last Name Here]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......[Insert Her First Name Here]!!!!!!!!!!" "What?!" Yeah, that's happened to all of us at one point or another and you know it.  This keeps your mother from being annoyed and irritated by all the unimportant things you have to say.  They mentally and SUBCONSCIOUSLY block you out when they don't care!!!!!

HYBRID SUPER X-RAY VISION: You know how you can be in the kitchen sneaking the last cookie out of the cookie jar and your mom (who is sitting in the other room reading a book or checking her e-mail, is clearly distracted and cannot hear your absolute stealthy maneuvers...although, her Super Sonic Hearing MAY OR MAY NOT come into play at this point...) yells over: "Honey, leave those cookies alone!" HOW COULD SHE KNOW THIS?!?!?!?!  Clearly, she looked over and used her X-ray vision to see through the wall.

There are many other super powers possessed by mothers, perhaps some day I will share them with you all.  But for now, I must return to my homework so that my mother does not nail me for avoiding school.

As you can see, that mothers possess super-powers is the only logical explanation to explain their prowess in life.

Are you a non-mother?? Well, girls, your time will come. Boys, SUCKS FOR YOU!!!!!!!

*ALL OF THIS INFORMATION IS 100% TRUE AND BACKED UP BY HIGHLY AUTHORIZED SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

Be good. Beware a mother's super-powers. Appreciate yo momma...give her awesome highness a hug today...she'll love it!

Peace Out,
Future Superhero

RA RA RA!!!

So pretty much, my older sister is this weird, spastic human being.

For example, when she is extremely hyper/angry/happy/speechless, she will do this weird thing where she'll suddenly start yelling,

"RA! RA! RA!" 
 (Fyi, the "r's" are rolled, for those of you who care!)

No one knows why, she's just odd in the head....which is of course why we love her oh-so-very much. 

Today, is one of those "RA! RA! RA!" days for me.  Lemme 'splain:

If you:
a) Drink coffee
b) Get an adrenaline rush because you've been waiting FOR FOREVER (ok, 10 minutes? Maybe? Max?) for a phonecall
c) Are going to see Les Miserables PROFESSIONALLY DONE ON STAGE for the first time EVER  on stage
d) Have spring fever

Welllll then, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT IN THE WORLD TO HAVE A "RAAAA!!!" day! I approve it.

Be good. Enjoy the "RA!" days as they come. NEVER SAY NEVER.

Peace Out,
Hyper-Spastic And Loving It :D