#12: Road Trip Quotes

As you all know, I went with my family to North Carolina last week.  10 hour car trips with 9 and 10 people make for interesting conversations...so of COURSE I'm going to share some of these conversations with you.

Mama: "How can John Denver sing about Colorado AND West Virginia?"
Baba: "Just because his last name is Denver doesn't mean he's from Colorado."
Mama: "But how can sing about both places when he can only be from one place?"
Baba: "Just because Elton John sings about women doesn't mean he knows anything about them."

My older sister's status on Facebook during said car ride: 
"Pet peeve: when people ignore detour signs and listen to Siri directions when, clearly she could be leading you to a mountain road with hairpin turns and nausea-inducing roller coaster hills. What, do you think the guys who put up the detour signs have a conspiracy to get you lost? No. Siri is the one with the conspiracy, that twisted monster. Team blackberry!"

Lulu: "Are we going towards the dark side?"  (Apparently, we later realized, she was referring to the "dark side" of the earth).

"McDonald's coffee is gross." 
"That's why we're going to Timmy Hos." 
"THERE'S A PLACE CALLED 'TIMMY HOS'?!" 

"I want a friend named Dave so I can say 'Daaaaaaave!'"

Anyway, those are the ones I can remember.

Enjoy my family's weirdness!

Peace!