School: In Ke$ha's Words

"Maybe I need some rehab,
Or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession,
I'm seeing it in my dreams
I'm making those desperate calls
I'm staying up all night hoping,
Hit my head against the walls"

 Some of you may read those lyrics and go, "Whaaaa--? How is Ke$ha relevant to school?" and some may worry that I actually enjoy Ke$ha's music!
First, let me clarify....Ke$ha is an absolute freak.  She definitely should be in rehab, and no one knows why she's crushin' on Mick Jagger and dudes with beards. (<--No offense to guys with beards, of course.)

Now let me return to my original point.  While Ke$ha really is completely irrelevant to Linear Algebra, Calculus, Anatomy and Physiology, History and all of that nonsense...she may have hit on something...(other than the wall that is.)

 "Maybe I need some rehab" --> After a full week of overwhelming homework loads, I always feel slightly like maybe I should be locked up and receive some serious help.  Am I alone here??? I think not.
"Or maybe just need some sleep" --> What high school or college aged student is not in  major need of sleep?? I rarely get to bed before midnight and I know that there are those who frequently are required to pull all-nighters.
"I've got a sick obsession" --> At first you might be thinking, "Umm...no...not even close."  So you might not be obsessed with it, BUT, there's the slight obsession "work, Work, WORK! Get 'er done!" No? YES!
"I'm seeing it in my dreams" --> Actually this has happened before.  Not to me, you see, but it has happened to other students, ya understand.
"I'm making those desperate calls" --> Everyone has at least one friend who they call up desperately begging for help.  There are those who call their teachers, frantically pleading for mercy.  Desperation? I think YES!
"I'm staying up all night hoping" --> Yes, hoping that next week won't be so BAD! And this also ties back into the whole "need some sleep" line at the beginning.
"Hitting my head against the walls" --> I don't necessarily recommend this as it results in a throbbing head ache and you still are required to do your homework.  But this is something many students have been forced to resort to when things gets to be a little TOO much for the average teenager to handle.

And so you see, you no longer have to wonder what Ke$ha was REALLY singing about in that perverse and ridiculous song.  I know you are very thankful that I have taken the time out of my busy day to draw these connections and conclusions out for you...well, you're welcome.  Any time.

Be good. Hate on Ke$ha. And always do your homework...apparently it's worth it in the long run.

Peace Out,
School/Ke$ha Hata'