I'm not exthactly thure if thith ith a real holiday, but I will treat it ath thuch. Now, I feel that it ith nethithary to thpeak with a lithp. I mean, c'mon. It'th nethithary! I don't think I need to exthplain mythelf to you people! Let'th not get grumpy now and thay thilly thingth like, "YOU ARE THUTPID! THTOP THPEAKING LIKE THAT!" Let'th jutht not do that. Becauth, you know what I would thay to you? I would thay, " YOU IDIOT! I MUTHT! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU ARE THERTIFIABLY A NINCOMPOOP!"
And in the wordth of one of my favorititht villainth, from Night At The Mutheum 2, I bring you...
Kah Mun Rah: "YOU DID ALL THREE! YOU THPOKE AND YOU REACHED YOUR HAND ACROTH!"
Now I realithe that latht quote had abtholutely nothing to do with anything, but I felt it wath alright to add it becauthe he hath a lithp! I love you, Kah Mun Rah....you are my hero.
Be good. Thoroughly enjoy the 4th (forthe?). And don't eat tuna for breakfatht.
Thith ith all.
Peathe Out,
I Got Da Powa'
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