HEY! HEY, GUYS! IT WORKS!

Fyi, I just got really excited (er, not really, but whatever) because finally my blog is letting me post again! Weiiiiird.  Okay, now you all can start stalking me again :)

Cool beans

Be good. Stay chill.  Keep it fresh.

Peace Out!

All About Me

Uhhhh...helk no.  Weirdly enough, "me" is not a topic I'm a huge fan of.  Don't get me wrong, I'll talk about "me" and "my life" and all that random chiz when I'm hanging out with my friends...but writing a speech all about me?! Wellllll this is going to stink...majorly.  While I am interesting, amazing, gorgeous (the list goes on for far too long so I'll just stop there)...writing a SPEECH about ME is just a really unfortunate happenstance.  Yeah, so I'll be standing up in front of four of my friends plus my teacher.  But STILL, if people wanna' know who I am they should stop being lazy and figgur it out for themselves...tomorrow is going to be awkward as I stand up and say, "HI! This is my life!" Yaaaaaaay.  This.  Will.  Stink.  :-/

Be good.  Eat candy.  Be lazy.

Peace Out,
Me

Vacationnnn!

So basically....vacation is amazing. Add some coffee, good (if depressing:/) books, amazing music, lots of coffee, ICE CREAM, a little sunburn, a lotta beach, life on the channal...people, life is just amazing! Though I have to warn you....that is probably mainly the coffee talking right now. ;) No. Life is good. Even if my nose is red and I'm so tired I keep saying stupid things like: "I burned my sunlips." Whhaaaa--?? Yeah, I don't know either.

I just want to add one thing, look up this songwriter/singer: Greyson Chance. Well, it is at the moment. This kid's like 13 years old and he's pretty talented. Just saying. So yeah, look 'im up.

Anyway, I'm too tired to think up more ways to say nothing in the most possible words...so BYE!

Be good. Use sunscreen. And hang out with as many people as possible before school starts up again.

Peace Out,
Hyped Up On Coffee

Whaa--??

I don't quite understand what's going on with me...it's...bizarre to say the least.
I'd like you all to know that this bizarreness is NOT the lovesickness I warned you all about in a previous post...it is something much, much weirder...
My...oh gosh...I don't know if I can say it...my...AHHH!
MYNEWFAVORITENUMBERIS13!!!! AHHHHH! I can't believe I just said that! But I did and...and...IT'S TRUE! I mean...I still like 8 and numbers that end in 5's and 0's...but. Wow. After ALL this time and 13 is now overtaking the other numbers and reaching the top of my "favorite number's
 list...or it would if I had one anyway.

Ah, well...I guess I just have to accept the fact that I must be losing my mind. (sighhh). Well, I guess there's nothing for me to do now except go outside, enjoy the gorgeous weather and take some pictures...

Be good. Have fun. And take lots of pictures for no apparent reason.

Peace Out,
LOOK! THERE'S A LINE THROUGH THESE LETTERS! No...I'm not ADD...

ALERT!

WARNING: A dangerous disease is spreading! I'm afraid no one will be spared. If you are a teen/young adult...you too may be stricken. The numbers of those infected with this disease are escalating daily. There is no known vaccine or precautions to be offered. There is no way to save yourself (unless of course you become a hermit or build yourself a Rapunzel tower. Neither of which is recommended by experts everywhere).

DO.NOT.PANIC!!!!!

As terrifying as this may sound--it's virtually painless.

Symptoms: You may find yourself feeling woozy, light and fluffy. You may find your mind overtaken. You may feel a certain puppiness about you. You may feel like you are on cloud 9. Chances are good that you will become a sappy fool and make cheesy playlists. Your heart may start palpitated frequently. You may feel a slight wispy-ness. You may feel 10 feet of the ground. You may never recover.

The name of this dreaded disease?? Lovesickness. It is overcoming today's youth. Almost everyone close to you is (or soon will be) swooning with this affliction all too soon. Before you know it??? It could strike YOU too. You may say, "Oh! Not me! Never me! I'm not that kind of sappy fool!" BUT BEWARE! It leaves no boy, girl, man or woman untouched. I have seen many (almost all of my friends) taken down over night. It gives one the chills...causes you to fear for yourself. I may be one of the only survivors left. NEVER let your guard down, young people of the world!

Be good. Be careful. BEWARE!

Over and Out,
YOU'RE NEXT

My Royal Highness

It's not what you think. I swear. The "my" part is because it has to do with MEEE (no, DUH, Einstein!). The "royal" part is for multiple reasons: a) I'm so awesome I should be considered royalty, b) apparently one of my ancestors actually WAS royalty (no...really...true story...) and c) apparently I can be a royal pain sometimes. XD And the "highness" part?? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAD CAFFEINE! EVER HEARD OF A CAFFEINE HIGH BEFORE?!NO?? Well today must be YOUR lucky day!!!!!

Caffeine highs are pretty common for me and most other naturally highly energetic people. Strangely enough, I am not effected by all caffeine. Only the caffeine in coffee makes me go WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO! I can have 3 cokes and not be effected a bit...but give a good ol' Starbucks mocha frappeccino and it is OVER, Baby!!! :D

Now I'm not complaining...I would never, ever do such a thing when we're talking about coffee of any sort.

Well, I'm off to do something...probably will end up being highly illegal or dangerous. But what the hey??

Be good(erm..). Drink coffee. And live life to the fullest!

Peace Out,
Coffee4Life!

Short Term Memory Loss

Don't you HATE it when you have something you really wanted to say and you're going "Wow. I'm brilliant to have thought that up all by myself" and right when you're about to reveal your stunning intelligence...you forget...

That just happened to me. I had something absolutely MIND WOWING that I was going to say...but sadly....I forgot. WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!??!? I'm too young to be suffering from this crummy, terminal illness.

Oh well. Life goes on.

There's one thing I HAVEN'T forgotten, however. Tomorrow: One of my bestest friends in the ENTIRE world turns 17!!! YAY! Happy birthday Miss Subbitooattractive! You.Are.Da.Bomb!!!! <3 Love youuuuu!!!!

Be good. Eat food. And if tomorrow happens to be your birthday??? Rock on!

Peace Out,
....what's my name again??

JULY?!?!??!

Hey. Guess what?! It's July. =:O
Shocking. I know. I forgot.
Well. Happy 4th of July one day late.
I'm going to get off the computer now.
Enjoy summer while you can.
It'll be over all too soon! :(

Be good. Enjoy summer. Save moola.

Peace Out,
Me

SLAPHAPPY!!

You have not lived until you've seen me slap happy. No. Really. It's true.
You may start to question whether I really am completely sane.
You may laugh...or run in terror.
You may think "Wow. This girl is awesome." Then again...
You may not.
But here's the thing.
I AM AWESOME!
Also...I AM SLAP HAPPY! XD XD XD XD

Be good. Eat music. And dance a lot...even if you suck.

Peace Out,
ME

Wait...it's June...ALREADY?!

Where has time gone?? IT'S FREAKING JUNE!!! After that crazy May...I'm going to need a LOOOOOONG period of recovery.
.....
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Ok!! I'M GOOD TO GO! WANNA GO SEE A MOVIE?! HUH HUH HUH?!?!?!?! Nope. I don't. I WANNA GO PLAY OUTSIDE! ....and then go see a movie...maybe. We'll see.

Just gotta wait for this play I'm in to finish up and then me and my brand new license are gonna go do something KARAZY! ...like get a job :(...stupid growing up.

Remember when you were 5 and the worse thing that could happen to you was not being invited to someone's birthday party??? Those were the days. Ohh well. I won't waste anymore space reminiscing.

The weather has been freeeeeezing...but it's actually hot today!!!! :D I think I'll go outside and...get the mail....or something interesting like that.

LUNCHTIME!

Be good. Enjoy the weather. And look both ways before you cross the street.

Peace Out,
Me