Whaa--??

I don't quite understand what's going on with me...it's...bizarre to say the least.
I'd like you all to know that this bizarreness is NOT the lovesickness I warned you all about in a previous post...it is something much, much weirder...
My...oh gosh...I don't know if I can say it...my...AHHH!
MYNEWFAVORITENUMBERIS13!!!! AHHHHH! I can't believe I just said that! But I did and...and...IT'S TRUE! I mean...I still like 8 and numbers that end in 5's and 0's...but. Wow. After ALL this time and 13 is now overtaking the other numbers and reaching the top of my "favorite number's
 list...or it would if I had one anyway.

Ah, well...I guess I just have to accept the fact that I must be losing my mind. (sighhh). Well, I guess there's nothing for me to do now except go outside, enjoy the gorgeous weather and take some pictures...

Be good. Have fun. And take lots of pictures for no apparent reason.

Peace Out,
LOOK! THERE'S A LINE THROUGH THESE LETTERS! No...I'm not ADD...

ALERT!

WARNING: A dangerous disease is spreading! I'm afraid no one will be spared. If you are a teen/young adult...you too may be stricken. The numbers of those infected with this disease are escalating daily. There is no known vaccine or precautions to be offered. There is no way to save yourself (unless of course you become a hermit or build yourself a Rapunzel tower. Neither of which is recommended by experts everywhere).

DO.NOT.PANIC!!!!!

As terrifying as this may sound--it's virtually painless.

Symptoms: You may find yourself feeling woozy, light and fluffy. You may find your mind overtaken. You may feel a certain puppiness about you. You may feel like you are on cloud 9. Chances are good that you will become a sappy fool and make cheesy playlists. Your heart may start palpitated frequently. You may feel a slight wispy-ness. You may feel 10 feet of the ground. You may never recover.

The name of this dreaded disease?? Lovesickness. It is overcoming today's youth. Almost everyone close to you is (or soon will be) swooning with this affliction all too soon. Before you know it??? It could strike YOU too. You may say, "Oh! Not me! Never me! I'm not that kind of sappy fool!" BUT BEWARE! It leaves no boy, girl, man or woman untouched. I have seen many (almost all of my friends) taken down over night. It gives one the chills...causes you to fear for yourself. I may be one of the only survivors left. NEVER let your guard down, young people of the world!

Be good. Be careful. BEWARE!

Over and Out,
YOU'RE NEXT

My Royal Highness

It's not what you think. I swear. The "my" part is because it has to do with MEEE (no, DUH, Einstein!). The "royal" part is for multiple reasons: a) I'm so awesome I should be considered royalty, b) apparently one of my ancestors actually WAS royalty (no...really...true story...) and c) apparently I can be a royal pain sometimes. XD And the "highness" part?? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAD CAFFEINE! EVER HEARD OF A CAFFEINE HIGH BEFORE?!NO?? Well today must be YOUR lucky day!!!!!

Caffeine highs are pretty common for me and most other naturally highly energetic people. Strangely enough, I am not effected by all caffeine. Only the caffeine in coffee makes me go WEE-OOO-WEE-OOO! I can have 3 cokes and not be effected a bit...but give a good ol' Starbucks mocha frappeccino and it is OVER, Baby!!! :D

Now I'm not complaining...I would never, ever do such a thing when we're talking about coffee of any sort.

Well, I'm off to do something...probably will end up being highly illegal or dangerous. But what the hey??

Be good(erm..). Drink coffee. And live life to the fullest!

Peace Out,
Coffee4Life!

Short Term Memory Loss

Don't you HATE it when you have something you really wanted to say and you're going "Wow. I'm brilliant to have thought that up all by myself" and right when you're about to reveal your stunning intelligence...you forget...

That just happened to me. I had something absolutely MIND WOWING that I was going to say...but sadly....I forgot. WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!??!? I'm too young to be suffering from this crummy, terminal illness.

Oh well. Life goes on.

There's one thing I HAVEN'T forgotten, however. Tomorrow: One of my bestest friends in the ENTIRE world turns 17!!! YAY! Happy birthday Miss Subbitooattractive! You.Are.Da.Bomb!!!! <3 Love youuuuu!!!!

Be good. Eat food. And if tomorrow happens to be your birthday??? Rock on!

Peace Out,
....what's my name again??

JULY?!?!??!

Hey. Guess what?! It's July. =:O
Shocking. I know. I forgot.
Well. Happy 4th of July one day late.
I'm going to get off the computer now.
Enjoy summer while you can.
It'll be over all too soon! :(

Be good. Enjoy summer. Save moola.

Peace Out,
Me

SLAPHAPPY!!

You have not lived until you've seen me slap happy. No. Really. It's true.
You may start to question whether I really am completely sane.
You may laugh...or run in terror.
You may think "Wow. This girl is awesome." Then again...
You may not.
But here's the thing.
I AM AWESOME!
Also...I AM SLAP HAPPY! XD XD XD XD

Be good. Eat music. And dance a lot...even if you suck.

Peace Out,
ME

Wait...it's June...ALREADY?!

Where has time gone?? IT'S FREAKING JUNE!!! After that crazy May...I'm going to need a LOOOOOONG period of recovery.
.....
.....
Ok!! I'M GOOD TO GO! WANNA GO SEE A MOVIE?! HUH HUH HUH?!?!?!?! Nope. I don't. I WANNA GO PLAY OUTSIDE! ....and then go see a movie...maybe. We'll see.

Just gotta wait for this play I'm in to finish up and then me and my brand new license are gonna go do something KARAZY! ...like get a job :(...stupid growing up.

Remember when you were 5 and the worse thing that could happen to you was not being invited to someone's birthday party??? Those were the days. Ohh well. I won't waste anymore space reminiscing.

The weather has been freeeeeezing...but it's actually hot today!!!! :D I think I'll go outside and...get the mail....or something interesting like that.

LUNCHTIME!

Be good. Enjoy the weather. And look both ways before you cross the street.

Peace Out,
Me

14! 14!!!!!!

Well, I noticed something dreadful....I HAVE (eerrrr HAD) 13 posts in May! This is unacceptable! See, I have issues with the number 13...not for the commonplace reasoning that "13 is unlucky" (although, weirdly enough, I had a lot of crummy luck on Friday the 13th...just saying) But because I don't like that number. Uh-uh, no way.

So, now I have fixed the problem...14 posts! Yippeee! I really like the number 8..and 15 and 25...and almost any number that ends in 5 (except for 35...that's an ugly number). I also like 10 and 20. And 50. I like a lot of numbers actually...I just HATE 13.

Say what you will, but I do NOT have problems. I don't. But everyone has a queer dislike for some random thing or another!

Be good. Be chill. And avoid 13's whenever possible.

Peace Out,

Not OCD either....(although, if you want it to be alphabetical...it should be CDO...)

Introducing....A-Fod...Jr.

Everyone knows of Alexander Emmanuel "Alex" Rodriguez (born July 27, 1975). And if you don't...oh my GOSH! Get out from under that rock you're living under and go look him up on wikipedia already!

Now, I will share one useless piece of information with you. He is popularly known as A-Rod (NOW do you know who he is?! No? Ok. You fail at life.) Now, some of you may or may not have noticed that this post says that it was written by A-FodJr. I will 'splain.

See, my parents are weird. As are their friends. So I guess a few summers ago, they came up with the nickname "A-Fod" for my dad. Which might not make sense unless you know what his name is...which you don't and won't.

And see, my first name is Alex (Yes, Alex is a girl's name...hushup). And since my dad is A-Fod...and I'm his kid...and lots of other meaningless things. I am therefore "A-Fod Jr." Ta da!

If this meaningless post makes no sense to you...don't sweat it...I had no idea where I was going with this when I started. Sooo la-dee-da. Sucks for you.

Be good. Eat candy. Watch some baseball now and again.

Peace Out,

A-Fod Jr.

Music

The problem with most songs is that their artists seem to know exactly what I do (or...don't) want to hear. And then they play it on the radio. (Or show up on my sister's iPod unexpectedly).

Unfortunately, the past week has been a pile of my retard dog's stinky crap on my carpet. Yeah, not pretty. And then when I try to clean it up. I make it worse....it's just been one of those weeks. You know the kind. The UNMENTIONABLE kind. Ugly, ugly, ugly.

Anywho, when you're having a doggy-poo week, the music that starts randomly popping up is not necessarily fun to listen to.

Well, as bad as it seems, I'm sure it's not that bad and I WILL SURVIVE. Even with the weird music I'm listening to...I don't even know who Jack Johnson is....hmmm...oh well.

Be good. Get some sleep. And enjoy the rain.

Peace Out,

Music is my life